The Origins of Fanny Bumper
on the mysteries of the universe and other shocking revelations.
Hello and welcome. I am Darwino your drunken guide into the world that shivers just beyond the consciousness of your sober awareness.
I have been given the mission of bringing you the truth behind the origins of Fanny Bumper.
This is no easy task. And when I'm faced with things difficult--and things easy--I get loaded; actually, when my eyes are open, I am drunk: hence my name, Darwino.
My drunken saga is in the process of being digitized for global scandalization.
It all began with a rabbit. The rabbit's name was and is Thumper. Over time, and you'll see why shortly, he became known as Thumper the Fanny Bumper.
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IT ALL BEGAN WITH A RABBIT! THE RABBIT'S NAME WAS AND IS THUMPER...THUMPER THE FANNY BUMPER...
The story behind Fanny Bumper is complex as well as riveting. I will try and bring to light as much as possible, but sometimes, I must warn you, I break down into liquor induced babble.
Though, all BS spewing from Darwino's mouth is important.
So, when you think your ears are just picking up gibberish, rest assured that there is a method to Darwino's madness, which you will sense in patterns made apparent.
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Full Fanny Bump story coming soon. Salud from Darwino I raise my fanny ferment to you and pass out.